Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, players find themselves in a bustling office filled with eccentric characters who greet each other with bizarrely specific and dramatic hellos. As a newly hired employee, your task is to decipher these overly elaborate greetings and uncover the secrets they hide. Players will navigate through hilarious conversations, absurd office politics, and unexpected plot twists, all while crafting their own unique greetings to earn the respect (or disdain) of their colleagues. Will you emerge as the office greeting guru or blend into the background with your mundane salutations?