Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dime for every weird hello, I’d have enough to buy real greetings.

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In a quirky small town where every stranger insists on greeting you with bizarre and increasingly absurd 'hellos,' you play as Jamie, a weary mail carrier who just wants to complete their route without losing their sanity. As you navigate through unusual encounters—like the eccentric town librarian who identifies herself with puns or the overly enthusiastic barista who sings every greeting—you must collect enough signatures to prove these hellos are abnormal. Each interaction offers choices that affect the town’s quirky history and reveals the delightful absurdity that defines the place. With a mix of humor and drama, you’ll grapple with nonsensical yet thought-provoking questions about identity and community while attempting to reconcile with the oddities of those around you.