In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Alex, a quirky freelance linguist contracted by an anonymous client to investigate the bizarre phenomenon of spontaneous greetings that keep appearing in public spaces - graffiti tags with strange salutations. What begins as a light-hearted quest to uncover the origin of these mysterious hellos quickly spirals into a comedic spree of misunderstandings, colorful side characters, and ludicrous theories. With hints dropped from eccentric locals and wild conspiracy theories, you'll decipher the meaning behind each greeting, confronting a secret society that believes greeting etiquette is the key to world peace. Choose your interaction path wisely – your choices ripple through the plot and influence the final outcome. Can humor save the day, or will your failing social skills doom you to a lifetime of awkward encounters?