Immerse yourself in the absurd world of "Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?" where you play as Frankie, a professional hello specialist tasked with crafting the perfect greetings for every bizarre scenario imaginable. As strange events unfold in your quirky town, including talking pets, time-traveling neighbors, and competitive greeting contests, your choices will determine the outcome of relationships and the very fabric of social etiquette. Will you manage to save the town from a greeting catastrophe or be remembered as the one who flubbed a simple 'hello'? With humor and a touch of madness, navigate through dilemmas where greetings can lead to hilariously unexpected consequences.