In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the shoes of Dirk Halfheart, an underappreciated greeting card writer who wakes up one morning to find a strange set of personalized greeting cards scattered throughout his cluttered apartment—each one addressed to someone he's never heard of. Each card contains clues that hint at secrets, scandals, and alliances within the ultra-competitive world of greeting card publishing. Players must navigate a web of quirky characters—each with their own eccentricities and hidden motives—to uncover the identity of the mysterious sender. Engage in witty dialogue, make critical decisions that impact relationships, and unravel the bizarre mystery behind these hellos to save Dirk's career—and perhaps his life—from a vengeful rival. Will you make the right connections, or will your own hellos end in disaster?