Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Because if you can’t say hello right, are you even living?

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Set in a vibrant, offbeat city where social greetings hold the key to unraveling eccentric mysteries, players step into the shoes of a hapless greeting connoisseur tasked with uncovering the origins of a series of bizarre hellos that have been popping up all over town. Each interaction leads to quirky dialogue trees and unexpected plot twists, as players meet a cast of colorful characters—from overly enthusiastic introverts to cynical alleyway philosophers—each with their own take on the art of salutation. With each choice, players navigate through laughter, decision-making, and the absurdity of social norms while piecing together a hilariously convoluted storyline that questions what it really means to say hello.