Whose Hello's Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hello's Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every greeting I had to decode, I'd be rich enough to hire someone else to do it.

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a surreal city where greetings take on a life of their own, players assume the role of Jasper, a cynical private investigator who specializes in the bizarre and the absurd. One day, Jasper receives an unexpected delivery: a box of mystery hellos from unknown senders. As he investigates the origins of these perplexing greetings, he discovers a tangled web of quirky characters, each with their own motives, ranging from a cult dedicated to politeness to a rival investigator bent on hijacking his career. Players must navigate through a series of comedic yet dark scenarios as they piece together clues, engage in witty dialogues, and solve bizarre puzzles—all while managing Jasper's dwindling sanity. Will you uncover the mystery behind the hellos before they drive you mad?