Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as Alex, a struggling stand-up comedian who discovers that every time they say 'hello' to someone, they inadvertently trigger a bizarre, chaotic chain of events. As Alex navigates through a series of absurd encounters, you're tasked with solving quirky mysteries while dealing with outrageous personalities — all influenced by the peculiar hellos. Each decision you make can lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes, from discovering a hidden talent for psychic predictions to accidentally joining a secret society of parrot enthusiasts. Your wit and charm will be your greatest allies as you uncover the truth behind these hellos and their strange power over people's lives.