Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky city filled with obnoxiously cheerful greetings that echo through the streets, players take on the role of an unapologetically cynical private investigator, Jesse Hiatt. The peaceful town of Greetingsville has recently been plunged into chaos as mysterious, unidentifiable greetings begin to infiltrate and overwhelm locals, driving them mad with incessant joy. As Jesse, you'll navigate through whimsical conversations, solve ridiculous puzzles, and gather clues from eccentric citizens to uncover the origin of these hellos. Your choices shape the story, leading to various humorous outcomes.