Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, post-apocalyptic world where greetings are a form of currency, you play as Max, a washed-up greeting-someone expert whose fame dwindled after the Great Hi Hiatus. One day, you find a cryptic message attached to a mysterious package on your doorstep that contains a collection of bizarre 'hellos' from different eras and dimensions. Your mission? To track down the origin of these greetings and uncover a dark conspiracy that might just change the world’s greeting economy forever. Along the way, you'll meet eccentric characters, collect ludicrous hellos, and navigate wildly unpredictable outcomes based on your choices. Can you reclaim your title and maybe even your sanity?