Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If someone greets you with a banana, it's either an inside joke or a warning. Usually both.

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In this quirky interactive text-based game, you step into the shoes of Charlie, a professional 'Hellologist' — an expert at deciphering greetings from strangers. When a bizarre series of hellos starts appearing all over town, each accompanied by ominous symbols and cryptic messages, you're tasked with unraveling this peculiar mystery. Journey through a vibrant world filled with eccentric characters, puzzling clues, and a darkly comedic narrative. Explore different neighborhoods, engage in hilarious conversations, and make choices that influence the unfolding story. As you collect hellos from various quirky citizens, you must decode their meanings and confront the truth behind who—or what—has turned polite conversation into a chaotic enigma.