Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

When you don’t even know who the hellos are for, you know you’re in deep.

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In this interactive text-based game, players delve into the absurd world of existential communications. You are Jamie, a beleaguered linguist discovering the chaos unleashed by the 'Hello Helix', a bizarre phenomenon that causes people's greetings to become mysteriously attached to others, leading to increasingly ridiculous and awkward encounters. Explore various quirky neighborhoods where each 'hello' carries a unique backstory and unlocks dramatic twists. Unravel the mystery behind these misplaced greetings while encountering colorful characters—like a conspiracy theorist convinced that hellos are a government plot and a street artist who paints the emos of greetings. Your choices influence not only the narrative but the fate of social interactions in the city, culminating in a hilariously dramatic showdown with the source of the chaos.