Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are stolen, and illicit hellos are being traded on the black market, you play as a quirky private investigator named Charlie Chortler. Equipped with nothing but your sharp wit and insatiable curiosity, you must navigate a bizarre city known as Greetingsburg, where every hello can unlock secrets or lead to dangerous encounters. Interact with eccentric characters, uncover the hidden meaning behind stolen salutations, and solve the mystery of a missing town philosopher whose wise greetings are key to restoring social order. Will you find the culprits behind this crisis and bring back civility, or will you become the next target of the Hello Thieves?