In a quirky, surreal town where every greeting is a riddle and no one knows who said 'hello' first, you play as a flamboyant detective named Cass Malarkey. Your mission? To unravel the mystery behind a series of bizarre greetings that have disrupted the equilibrium of social interactions! Explore peculiar districts where neighbors greet each other with elaborate poems, unexpected dance moves, and even interpretive mime. Decode their hellos to reveal secrets and confront comical scenarios, all leading you to the town's hidden past. As you piece together the puzzle, you discover that each unique greeting unlocks a layer of the town’s peculiar history, dating back to its strange founding.