Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky and chaotic interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a retro-sleuth who stumbles upon a mysterious package containing a collection of bizarre greetings from notable historical figures. As you explore a retro-futuristic city filled with eccentric inhabitants and peculiar situations, you'll need to uncover the identities of the senders, learn their stories, and decide whether to embrace, modify, or discard their hellos. Every choice shapes your adventure, unlocking unexpected friendships and hilarious scenarios as you unveil the origins of these extravagant greetings. With every new hello, the stakes rise—will you find the perfect greeting for a high-stakes comedy competition or trip over your own words in front of an audience that expects nothing less than the absurd?