Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings determine social hierarchy, you play as a lowly 'Hello Consultant' tasked with managing the greetings of the elite in a futuristic city. Navigate the bizarre political landscape filled with eccentric politicians, competing factions, and absurd greeting protocols. As you craft clever salutes and witty remarks, you'll influence the power dynamics, convert allies through charm, and maybe even overthrow a regime—all while trying not to trip over your own tongue or trigger an international incident with a poorly timed hello.