In a quirky parallel universe where every greeting carries a hidden meaning, you play as Lex, a savvy detective with a sharp wit and an even sharper tongue. Your mission is to unravel the chaotic tapestry of relationships and secrets in the vibrant city of Salutation Station. Greet engagingly eccentric characters, solve intricate puzzles based on social interactions, and navigate the world of miscommunication as you chase down the source of a mysterious 'Greetings Gone Wrong' plague that’s causing everyone to greet each other in bizarre and hilarious ways. The fate of the city's relationships hinges on your ability to decode the hellos before chaos reigns supreme!