Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

"When in doubt, just say hello... or scream. You know, whichever feels right at the moment!"

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Set in a quirky, haunted library filled with unfinished novels and unsolved riddles, players take on the role of a down-on-their-luck detective-turned-librarian, who must navigate a web of bizarre characters that communicate only through cryptic greetings. Each greeting leads to a clue about a mystery involving an alternative reality where greetings dictate the fate of characters. As players decode these hellos - sometimes couched in absurd humor or dark themes - they uncover secrets about the library's haunted past and their own deep-seated insecurities. Expect unexpected twists, hilarious encounters with ghostly authors, and a library that literally shifts its shelves based on the protagonist's choices.