Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have mysteriously vanished, you take on the role of an eccentric private investigator, Max Witty. Armed with your charm and a hefty supply of sarcasm, you embark on a whimsical quest to uncover the origins of this baffling phenomenon. Every character you encounter comes with their own bizarre story, and each misdirected 'hello' reveals a piece of a larger puzzle involving rival factions who seek to monopolize the art of greeting. Navigate through humorous interactions, cleverly crafted clues, and unexpected twists as you find out just why the world is so unwelcoming. Will you uncover the truth and bring greetings back where they belong, or will you be left holding your tongue?