Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where greetings have inexplicably become a currency, players step into the shoes of a broke private investigator named Sam 'Salutation' Steele. Tasked with uncovering the mystery behind an elusive group known as the 'Hello Syndicate', players will intercede in various social encounters to collect and trade greetings. With choices that directly influence malleable character arcs and punchy comedic dialogue, you'll engage with a cast of quirky characters, from a disgruntled barista to a flamboyant street performer. Your task is to unravel the enigma of strange 'hellos', but beware—every friendly exchange could lead to a hilarious twist or unexpected consequence. It’s a wild ride through misunderstandings, clever wordplay, and the constant question: who really owns the greetings around here?