Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, players take on the role of Max Quirk, a down-on-their-luck freelance linguist who receives a mysterious package filled with foreign greeting cards from around the world. Each card contains bizarre and often hilarious phrases that unlock cryptic clues leading to the true identity of the original sender. As Max navigates quirky interactions with eccentric characters and unravels the meaning behind these 'hellos,' players must solve quirky riddles, navigate cultural faux pas, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of greeting card enthusiasts. Every choice ignites uproarious consequences—will you throw a surprise party, crash a festival, or spark a diplomatic incident?