Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre city where everyone communicates exclusively through overly dramatic greetings, you assume the role of a disgruntled detective, tasked with solving the case of mismatched hellos that are causing chaos. As you navigate through a quirky cast of characters—from the Overzealous Saluter to the Mysterious Silent Greet—you'll uncover absurd conspiracies, utilize greeting tactics, and engage in humorous dialogues to piece together the ultimate mystery: who is behind the greetings gone wrong? Your choices lead to multiple endings, each more absurd and entertaining than the last.