In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you take on the role of Max, a disgruntled greeting card writer who suddenly finds themselves trapped in a bizarre parallel universe where every greeting exchange becomes a deadly game of social satire and witty repartee. Track down a rogue agency stealing heartfelt hellos and turning them into marketing tropes while navigating through a series of comedic encounters with eccentric characters, including overzealous social media influencers and disgruntled poets. Use your creativity to craft responses and choose dialogues that will either save the day or plunge the universe into an endless loop of cringe-inducing clichés.