Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In an unsuspecting suburb, you step into the – quite literally – mind-bending affair of the Neighborhood Greetings Committee. As an unsuspecting new resident, you quickly become enmeshed in a web of absurd intrigue when you receive a mysterious letter filled with cryptic hellos and sinister puns. Each neighborhood resident seems to have their own strange reason for being overly friendly, and soon you discover that these hellos may hide deeper secrets than mere niceties. Explore the eccentricities of your quirky neighbors, gather peculiar clues, and uncover the horrifying truth behind the 'greetings' that lead to a whirlwind of awkward interactions and hilarious confrontations. Choose your responses wisely, as they will dictate the incredibly zany twists that await in this interactive text adventure.