Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If every ‘hello’ leaves me more confused, I might just start saying goodbye!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where every greeting could lead to uncovering secrets, you play as an overzealous detective with an affinity for bizarre interactions. Set in the absurdly quirky town of Hallowell, every resident has a peculiar way of saying hello, tied to their hidden pasts. You'll decipher cryptic messages woven into greetings, engage in hilarious conversations, and solve mysteries that uncover a shocking conspiracy involving an ancient greeting ritual. The game offers branching paths based on your dialogue choices and the relationships you forge, leading to multiple endings. Will you solve the mystery, or will you be stuck saying 'hello' forever?