Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Greetings from the absurd—hold onto your sanity, if you can!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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Step into the shoes of Max Vonn, a down-on-their-luck private investigator who specializes in unraveling bizarre occurrences. When a string of mysterious 'hellos' begins to echo across the city, Max is hired to get to the bottom of it. Each 'hello' is a breadcrumb leading to a strange cast of characters—talking animals, eccentric inventors, and even a time-traveling historian. Players will navigate choices that affect relationships, piecing together this outrageous web of connections, absurdities, and secret histories, all while balancing humor and drama in a world gone hilariously awry.