Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in the whimsical town of Selwyn, you find yourself embroiled in a bizarre phenomenon: every time someone greets you, a random, completely absurd phrase is whispered in their ear. As the new, unassuming resident, it's up to you to unravel the strange mystery behind these unsettling greetings. Engage with quirky townsfolk, decipher cryptic clues, and navigate laugh-out-loud scenarios while trying to discover who—or what—is behind these hellos. Will you save Selwyn from this bewildering plight, or will you end up the punchline of the town's jokes?