Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Dive into a whimsical world where you play as a disgraced former greeting card writer who stumbles upon a bizarre conspiracy involving the rogue Hallmark-style greeting card industry. With nothing but your wits and a malfunctioning AI assistant, you must unravel the mystery of stolen hellos and salutations, all while navigating an eccentric cast of quirky characters. As you explore various locations from a secret underground card factory to a ridiculous reality TV show about balderdash, each choice leads to humorous and dramatic consequences that challenge your perception of what it means to greet and be greeted.