Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If greetings are the glue of society, someone’s got some serious adhesive issues!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky world where every greeting is treated like a supernatural rite of passage, players assume the role of an eccentric detective named Charlie Banter. Tasked with solving the bizarre case of disappearing hellos, you will navigate through a series of offbeat towns where every resident has their own strange way of saying 'hello.' As you unravel the mystery, you'll encounter a host of peculiar characters—from a poet obsessed with puns to a hermit who communicates solely through interpretive dance. Choices you make will lead to various unexpected consequences, turning mundane greetings into perilous escapades. Can you uncover the truth behind the vanishings before it’s too late, or will you just end up saying goodbye?