Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where social interactions have inexplicably taken on a life of their own, you play as an underappreciated greeting card writer suddenly thrust into a world where personal greetings are stolen and marketed as luxury commodities. As you navigate the eccentricities of an underground network of renegade greeting card aficionados, uncover the truth behind the hilariously bizarre world of commodified greetings. Each choice leads to unique encounters and wild plot twists, as you build connections, dodge absurd rivalries, and eventually confront the shadowy Greeting Cartel responsible for stealing identities - one 'hello' at a time.