Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where every resident has an unusual greeting, you play as an eccentric detective who stumbles into the mystery of disappearing hellos. As the town's peculiar greetings start vanishing, you must interview inept witnesses, navigate bizarre social interactions, and connect cryptic clues hidden in the hilariously absurd dialogue from the townsfolk. Your choices will determine the fate of these hellos, unraveling a plot that blends satire with social commentary. Expect twists, laughs, and unorthodox puzzles where even the mundane becomes a matter of life and death... for greetings!