Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

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In a world where greetings have taken on unpredictable personalities, you play as a Snarky Greeting Assassin tasked with unraveling the mystery of bizarre hellos that have disrupted everyday interactions. Travel through peculiar districts like the Snooty Salutations Zone and the Overzealous Waves Avenue as you collect clues and confront eccentric characters who might just be behind the chaos. Your choices determine whether you can restore normalcy or embrace the absurdity of the chaos laid out before you. Expect quirky dialogue, laugh-out-loud moments, and unexpected twists that keep you engaged from start to finish.