Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this unique text-based adventure, you awaken in an ambiguous parallel universe where every greeting uttered results in a ripple through time and reality. You assume the role of an overlooked greeting card writer, caught in a bizarre conspiracy where famous greetings have gone missing, causing chaotic shifts in history. Your mission is to track down these lost hellos by navigating through a web of eccentric characters, from disgruntled time travelers to overly chipper greeting card mascots, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Each choice you make shapes the world and the greetings you discover, leading to multiple endings that reflect the essence of human connection—or the lack thereof.