Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dime for every awkward hello, I'd still be poor, but at least I'd be entertained!

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Step into the shoes of a disgraced former greeting card writer. You wake up one day to find a series of bizarre and humorous 'hellos' intricately linked to a mysterious murder case in your town. As you navigate through the absurdity of your past work and the eccentric characters that continue to populate your life, you must piece together clues hidden within the hilariously awkward greetings that everyone remembers but you. With your sarcastic wit as your only ally, solve the case while simultaneously reclaiming your mojo in the cutthroat world of sentimental stationery. Featuring multiple endings based on dialogue choices, comedic twists, and eccentric characters, each decision brings you closer to uncovering the truth—or leads you to create even more cringe-worthy greetings.