Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling city where everyone seems to know each other but you're left in the dark, you play as a quirky private investigator named Samwho. Your mission? To unravel the bizarre mystery of too many greetings—a seemingly mundane problem that spirals into a wild conspiracy involving a secret society who communicate through cryptic 'hellos.' Scrutinize eccentric characters, uncover hidden agendas, and piece together the clues, all while navigating hilarious dialogue choices and absurd scenarios. Can you solve the mystery before your sanity slips away under the weight of unending hellos?