Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If greetings are free, then why are these people charging for hellos?

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In a quirky town where greetings are treated like sacred nudges from the universe, you play as Charlie, an unassuming postal worker who unwittingly uncovers a conspiracy hidden in the greetings of the townsfolk. Each person you meet presents a new puzzle wrapped in a riddle and sprinkled with absurd humor. Using your knack for deduction, you'll gather clues to find out who is behind the bizarre custom of stealing and impersonating 'hellos.' Along the way, unravel backstories, forge odd friendships, and enjoy whimsical encounters with characters such as the overly enthusiastic tuba player and the secretly sarcastic librarian. Choices affect not only your direction but also how characters interact with you as the mystery unfolds, leading to multiple endings with increasing hilarity and chaos.