Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a sarcastic detective navigating the eccentric world of a small coastal town. Your investigative journey begins with a series of peculiar greetings echoing from everyday objects: doors, umbrellas, even garden gnomes. As you decipher these uncanny hellos, you're drawn into a web of quirky townspersons who seem to hide secrets behind their seemingly mundane greetings. Each dialogue choice you make influences the flow of the narrative, leading to multiple endings based on your detective skills, relationships, or downright absurdity. Can you discover the truth behind these mysterious hellos before they lead you to your own enigmatic past?