Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this text-based adventure, players find themselves in a surreal town where people inexplicably greet each other with bizarre, cryptic phrases instead of ordinary hellos. As the newly appointed town historian, you must uncover the origins of these strange greetings by interviewing eccentric residents, solving quirky puzzles, and piecing together a tangled web of outrageous local folklore. Every decision alters the town's reactions and the mystery itself, leading to multiple comedic endings filled with unexpected twists and unforgettable characters.