Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where every newcomer is greeted with a cryptic 'hello' from a mysterious entity known only as The Welcomer, you play as a disillusioned detective with a knack for absurd humor. As you investigate a series of bizarre incidents tied to these hellos – including misplaced packages, stranger-than-life occurrences, and a conspiracy of overly friendly squirrels – you'll engage with an eclectic cast of characters. Your choices will determine what happens in this darkly comic narrative where absurdity reigns and sometimes, the best solution involves a good pun or two.