In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the shoes of a quirky private investigator in a small, bizarre town where everyone insists on greeting one another with unexplainable phrases and nonsensical exclamations. One fateful day, a series of ambiguous greetings leads to the disappearance of the town's prized possession: a talking statue that gives out unsolicited life advice. Players must navigate the eccentric townspeople, absurd scenarios, and ridiculous clues through a branching narrative filled with humor. Every choice shapes the investigation, leading to hilarious outcomes and unexpected allies.