In a surreal metropolis where greetings can be manipulated and conversations hold unexpected power, you play as 'Sal', a washed-up detective with a knack for sarcasm and a nose for trouble. When a series of puzzling hellos begin appearing throughout the city—each accompanied by bizarre consequences—Sal must unravel the mystery of their origin. Players navigate bizarre encounters, decipher enigmatic clues, and interact with an eccentric cast of characters, all while battling Sal's own cynicism and the mounting absurdities around him. Choices made can lead to hilariously dark endings or insightful revelations, revealing the true impact of how we communicate with one another.