Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based comedic adventure, you play as Alex, a hapless individual caught in a bizarre time loop where you are inexplicably compelled to collect and deliver greetings from various eccentric characters scattered across different epochs of history. Each greeting is a key to unlocking absurd scenarios, and to succeed, you'll need to navigate time-traveling mishaps, navigate quirky personalities, and make choices that affect both the timeline and your character's sanity. Will you go from medieval knight to futuristic robot courrier, or will you just end up in an awkward conversation with Shakespeare?