Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Welcome to the card factory, where the only thing that gets printed faster than the greetings is my existential dread!

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You play as Jamie, an overworked assistant at a bizarre and chaotic regional greeting card company that specializes in oddball greetings for every imaginable situation. When the cards start mysteriously writing themselves with increasingly absurd messages, Jamie must navigate through a whirlwind of eccentric coworkers, card conventions, and the zany world of greeting card enthusiasts to solve the mystery of 'whose hellos' these are before a corporate takeover erases their unique brand forever. Every choice you make shapes the chaos and determines whether you can save the company from a dull fate—or end up writing your own farewell card.