Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre world where greeting phrases are stolen and traded as valuable currency, you play as Ziggy, a down-on-their-luck greeting smuggler. Navigate a series of unpredictable encounters with eccentric characters, each possessing unique, preposterous hellos, while solving the mystery of the Greetenators, shadowy figures behind the thefts. As you collect and negotiate greetings, you’ll uncover clues that lead you deeper into a twisted society where the simplest forms of connection have been commodified. Can you restore the art of hello before it's too late, or will you be left without a greeting to your name?