Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this absurd text-based adventure, you play as an amateur detective named Quirk, who wakes up in a bizarre universe where everyone greets you with random phrases instead of 'hello.' You must navigate through wacky districts filled with eccentric characters, each with their own greeting that holds clues to unraveling the grand mystery: Who is behind the bizarre verbal chaos, and why? Use your wit to decode their hellos, interact with outrageous suspects, and piece together a case that is anything but ordinary. The more ridiculous the greeting, the closer you are to the truth!