Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as an eccentric detective in a bizarre city where every person you encounter has a peculiar phrase they use to greet one another. Your job is to uncover the source of an epidemic of inappropriate hellos infiltrating the local populace. As you navigate through quirky neighborhoods, participate in bizarre social gatherings, and interrogate the colorful townsfolk, you'll piece together a conspiracy involving an underground greeting card ring, a cursed handshake, and a secret society devoted to revolutionizing salutation etiquette. With humor as dry as the desert, each clue brings you closer to the heart of this comedic but dark mystery.