Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Charlie Quirk, an eccentric linguist in a world where greetings have become a currency. In a bustling metropolis, a bizarre epidemic causes residents to forget their original hellos, leading to a communication breakdown of the most ridiculous sorts. Your mission? Solve the mystery of the missing hellos and uncover a conspiracy that could change the way people connect forever. Navigate through quirky conversations, absurd scenarios, and a cast of bizarre characters, as you piece together clues to reclaim the old ways of greeting. Every decision you make influences the bizarre outcomes and twists of your story, making each playthrough a unique experience.