Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where the mismatched greetings of strangers hold cryptic meanings, you step into the shoes of Alex, a hapless greeting consultant. Your job is to decode the bizarre hellos of the city's quirky inhabitants; from a flamboyant mime to a conspiracy theorist cat lady. Engage in witty banter, unravel personal histories, and piece together a city-wide mystery that threatens to unravel the fabric of polite society as you know it. Can you figure out what the hell is going on before everyone’s hellos turn into catastrophic goodbyes?