Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre world where people communicate solely through bizarre and cryptic greetings, players take on the role of a disgraced linguist, tasked to uncover the mystery behind a series of stolen hellos. Each character has their own unique style of greeting that hints at their backstory and intent, leading you through a tangled web of absurdity, misunderstandings, and dark humor. As you traverse bizarre locations—from a humorless library of forgotten greetings to an underground society of rebellious salutation enthusiasts—you must piece together clues, forge alliances, and ultimately confront the mastermind behind this rogue greeting epidemic. Your choices shape the outcome as you navigate witty dialogues, unexpected twists, and hilarious confrontations.