Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

When hellos become hell-no’s, who you gonna call? Not an expert in this mess!

Mystery Comedy-Drama Text Game

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In a vibrant, surreal city where greetings come to life, you play as Jasper, a professional 'Hello-ologist' tasked with unraveling the mystery behind a bizarre phenomenon: random hellos keep appearing everywhere, causing confusion and chaos. As you traverse the city, from bustling markets to hidden philosophical coffee shops, you'll interrogate suspects, collect quirky evidence, and form alliances with eccentric characters to discover the origin of these hellos. Every choice you make leads to comedic yet dramatic consequences, with multiple endings based on how you navigate the social landscape of greeting etiquette gone awry.